Kale stem pesto

Last fall Julia taught me the trick of freezing your kale stems after you've torn the greens off. You can then later grind the kale stems into pesto. Use the whole leaf! The pesto is a bit icy if you use the kale stems straight from the freezer and serve it immediately, which can be nice for a cold bean salad in summer. Otherwise, plan to let the pesto warm up to room temp before serving.

Kale stem Walnut Pesto

a bunch worth of frozen kale stems
a handful of walnuts, toasted
1-2 garlic cloves
lemon juice
olive oil
parmesan (optional)

Throw everything into a food processor and blend. Add olive oil until you're happy with the consistency. Yesterday, I also added a few mint leaves to enliven the flavor a bit.

Condiments

I believe that what you wear should tell a story. Right now I'm wearing a tank top and a skirt. It's my first real tank top, bought at the mall around with my friend Allison. Skirt, one I made from a favored pattern. Even though it's the wrong type of fabric for the pattern, I knew I wanted to make it work.

I like what's dressing up my food to have a story too. The best stories come when you make it yourself. If food is your clothing, then condiments are the jewelry, adding the sparkle that sets everything off. I haven't tried ketchup--it requires more tomatoes and canning than I have, but I'll venture into other condiments.

Today I made mayonnaise for the first time. The process of making it accentuates how it is FAT. All the more reason to only have a small amount at a time. I think the recipe below makes about a cup of mayo, but I'm not certain. At one point when the blender didn't look like anything was happening I took a step over to the sink to rinse something. Mayo explosion! Be warned.

Mayonnaise in my Blender

(adapted from More With Less)

Whirl in blender:

1 egg

3/4 teaspoon salt

1/2 teaspoon dry mustard

1/4 teaspoon paprika

Add 1 Tablespoon lemon juice

Now for the FAT!

Start your blender. Carefully remove cover (or just cap if you can pour in) and SLOWLY pour in

1/4 cup of oil. (I used olive oil.)

Then add 1 Tablespoon vinegar. (I used white vinegar.)

Finally, and still slowly, add another 3/4 cup of oil.

Nana's Mustard

I haven't made this in the new apartment yet, but it's only a matter of time. It's great sweet-sour, spicy mustardy deliciousness.

Mix: 1/4 c. ground mustard
1/4 c. sugar
2 Tbsp. flour
Dash of salt

Heat to boiling: About 1/3 c. brown vinegar

Stir in enough vinegar into dry ingredients to right consistency.

Add: 1/2 tsp. ground turmeric

Let season one day to develop flavor.

Note: Turmeric is a strong yellow dye, so be careful about getting it on your clothes.